the-caffeinated-pigeon:

australian-frog-cakes:

the-entire-furry-fandom:

ww-swagabond:

meta18:

osoru:

slowly approaching bear

the bears will be in eventually

Bear will arrive sooner than thought.

BEAR IS APPROACHING AT ALARMING SPEEDS

BEAR IS GO FAST LOSING TRACK OF BEAR

BEAR HAS REACHED MACH ONE

WE HAVE LOST VISUAL ON BEAR

He nyooms

“uwu… BEAN”

johnnyjoestarrelatable:

sheldoninmanyfandoms:

orriculum:

My boss’s first language isn’t English. However, she loves giving inspirational speeches to everyone. I think today she was trying to tell us “don’t just stand around looking pretty”, but what she actually said was “WE DONT HAVE TIME TO BE SEXY”.

It reminds me of my Russian boss at the bakery. I didn’t wrap the bread correctly so she told me to “Snuggle like baby. Bread is your baby, Shelly. It’s sweet and gentle. Fragile, Italian.”

salmon404:

the-worm-man:

spooky-catboy-angel:

wizardjpeg:

i put anything in there

imagine one of those but you open it up and it’s full of very small turtles

I had one of those and it had a frog in it

That was the sand pit you heathens

horse-is-a-horse-of-course:

acreaturecalledgreed:

horse-is-a-horse-of-course:

acreaturecalledgreed:

theres like a guarantee that if someone’s url ends in “course” or “discourse” theyre an asshole

: (

oh my god, oh my god im so sorry im so sorry please

please have these

: )

coffeeandmoorland:

agirlnamedally:

the most universally sacred childhood experience for milllenials was listening to breakaway by kelly clarkson as we dramatically stared out the window during long car rides

This is disturbingly true

somecutething:

Dog eating some delicious food in his dreams.